This Blows



The importance of impotence awareness erected to position by the boon of this blue. Pfizer brought back the riser, not only out of bed but on it, and with warranted eroticism. I mean egotism. The introduction of this linctus spawned in a sensational stimulation-not just privately but publicly within the masses. May it be a celebrity practicing celibacy, idolatries wedged in adulteries, a real SOS call, old-timer with the hands tired, a shy gent who wished his big feet got a standing ovation elsewhere, or a pensioner who wanted his income well-spent.  It was a medical marvel.

Within a short span after its release, Viagra became the fastest selling drug in the US.  It’s only a wonder that public icons didn’t name their kids after it. The patient-friendly pill however is no longer patent-friendly and this means that the price is expected to fall from £10 a capsule to £1; just the price though, nothing else.

They say weddings are a billion dollar industry and divorces are half that, but in between those is a pill worth $2bn a year. It’s an unconventional nature’s cycle perhaps. The news of Sildenafil getting off patent may just arouse more hormones as the treatment is to become inexpensive and more accessible, which will stipulate sales significantly (hesitant to use sizably). Maybe the price drop wouldn’t matter after all. The prescriptions may even come in latex and then ribbed for extra pleasure!

Some of the greatest inventions happened by mistake but who knew that alongside treating high blood pressure the drug would contrarily give a high elsewhere.