5 facebook status updates to majorly avoid

1. “ima do my laundry and then head off to work, come back and sleep, wake up and play with my doggy and talk on the phone and then out to party”!! (breath)

2. Update your status every time you refresh your page

3. “im a loser” (waiting for 15 comments)

4. Status 1: wohooo go Liverpool!

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Status 21: oh no! we are losing!

5. "Holidays!"

A: yayy!

B: I know! Im so excited!

A: watcha have planned?

B: off to the mall. How are you btw?

A: im great. Have lots of homework to do L

B: aww…call me sometime!

A: I lost all my contacts! Gimme your number

B: inbox <3

A: Didn’t get it yet!

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A: oh wait I just did. Lol

B: hahaha

A: hahaha

B: haha

A: haha

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B: k. bye!

A: byeee…call me!

B: I will. You too!

A: I will!

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