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My mom has been passionately teaching almost all her life and she comes home to tell me the most adorably outrageous stories of her kids. These are some of them; and by some I mean, just a letter in the whole matrix of bizarre situations.

Scenario: Two kids were fighting when a teacher stopped them and separated the two. She asked the first student “Did you beat him?” to which the student replied “Yes mam, I bet him”.

Scenario: The homeroom teacher who also taught English to the class asked the naughtiest child “Did you read the chapter?” He replied, “Yes I have readen”.

Scenario: In a regular quiz to the class, the question was “What is deforestation?” to which the students had to write how it happened. A student wrote “The trees are cutted”.


Q: When are days longer?
A: In the night.

Q:Why do things, except ice, expand when heated.
A:Because they contract when cooled. 

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